Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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