If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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