Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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