I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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