After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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