just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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