She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
A bitchslap is in order.
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