just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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