i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
