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  Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.

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• Someone, please come up with a scenario where this actually makes sense.

  Submitted by abyss on Jul 20, 10 at 10:11am

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  • she could have been giving him head and had a plate of food sitting near the guy and he either had to cum on her or the food so he chose the food. ?

    Submitted by justbreathe on Jul 21, 10 at 4:08am

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    • No man would choose the food.

      Submitted by abyss on Jul 21, 10 at 7:23pm

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      • no STRAIGHT man.

        Submitted by dozedoff on Jul 22, 10 at 10:59pm

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• This is stupid and gross and old people suck

  Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 2:57pm

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• Classy

  Submitted by hockeyking655 on Jul 20, 10 at 10:03am

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• Not first, retard

  Submitted by HinduSpartan on Jul 20, 10 at 1:50pm

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• You're disgusting. Period.

  Submitted by AcaciaJules on Jul 20, 10 at 2:47pm

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• Yea. Hand Job at the dinner table. Good job. And team firsty go get fisted

  Submitted by nthnkng33 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:29am

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• Ever seen wedding crashers?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 10:41am

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• Been there, jizzed on that.

  Submitted by hogfish on Sep 20, 12 at 7:37am

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• Ha um

  Submitted by mjo on Jul 20, 10 at 10:05am

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• Just don't cum on the Pretzels!

  Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 21, 10 at 1:55am

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• Dolphin?? As in the team?? Or was it a super slutty porpoise?

  Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 10:56am

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• This cummy food is making me Firsty!

  Submitted by Firstyy on Jul 20, 10 at 11:09am

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• Peyton must be firsty.... Have a beer

  Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 10:53am

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• Peyton manning had sex with a dolphin

  Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 20, 10 at 10:17am

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• Extra protein!

  Submitted by marsho on Jul 20, 10 at 9:07pm

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• Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 12:56pm

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