My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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