dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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