Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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