idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
How's work?
Spinning.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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