I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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