Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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