ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
True but thats because hes a fetus.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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