Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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