so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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