before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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