no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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