You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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