His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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