If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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