how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
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it also works for ordering pizza. 1. order pizza 2. have crazy sex on the couch 3. realize the pizza man has been standing outside for 5 minutes listening. good times!
Or you could not make rice and just do it longer
I hope that wasnt minute rice....
I don't believe rice cools in 6 seconds...
Haha, totally trying this, but I'll probably put the stove on med-low to be on the safe side.
doesnt rice take 15 min to cook....\n\n\n\nidk about u but i go for hours
It's pretty depressing if it's long grain rice too, really. 12-13 minutes is kinda sad.
my rice is generally overcooked :(
Are you talking about long grain rice or minute rice?
Damn, I was gonna say minute rice. And EPIC FAIL guy, you are an EPIC FAIL. Kill yourself
3. eat soggy rice, don't but don't care
we did it while waiting for the water to boil & cook our mac & chz noodles once. it was a success.
lol 5:14 i was gonna type that, not that i'm any longer. how long does it take for a women to cum? who cares lol
I assume that was minute rice?
I generally find rice does not cook in 30 seconds ;)
oh I know, its especially true when you're asian
hmm thats a pretty genius idea and i agree with 10:45
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