I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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