I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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