he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
