If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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