Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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