Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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