So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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