are you still at the devil's house?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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