BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I am naked and annoyed.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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