their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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