put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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