Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
