I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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