so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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