well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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