I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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