Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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