we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Your shirt... Was in my pants
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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