she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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