check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Me. At least after what I've been through.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
