Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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