is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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