Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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