did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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