Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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