then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
this just has baby written all over it
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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