i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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