wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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